Former UFC title challenger Chael Sonnen showed off his poetry skills by tweeting numerous short poems.
Last week, in the middle of the night, Sonnen sent out 10 tweets, each being a short poem about his upcoming opponent Wanderlei Silva.
Some examples of Sonnen’s creative poems include:
“Kim married Yeezy. Chris Brown’s called Breezy. Pizza’s rather cheezy. Beatin’ Wanderlei’s Eazy.”
“Day follows night. Sometimes dogs bite. Yetis are white. Wandy can’t fight.”
Sonnen will fight Silva in the main event of Bellator MMA: NYC. This will be Bellator’s first show at the historic Madison Square Garden in New York City.
In January, Sonnen made his Bellator debut. He was submitted in the first round by UFC Hall of Famer Tito Ortiz.
Silva has not fought since 2013. In March 2013, Silva knocked out Brian Stann at a UFC Fight Night event in Japan.
Bellator MMA: NYC will be the second MMA event to take place at Madison Square Garden. The first was UFC 205 last November.
Red is the rose
And Tebow throws
but everyone knows
That WANDERLEI BLOWS— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
Day follows night
Sometimes dogs bite
Yetis are white
Wandy can't fight
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
Peru had the Incas
Hafta turn? Use ya blinkas
Need smarts? Hire thinkas
Wanderlei's a
STINKA— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
Hanks played Gump
Ppl voted Trump
I'm gonna put Lumps
On that dumb Chump
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
Lennon had
YOKO
Haram has
BOKO
Rogan likes to
SMOKE, yo
Wanderlei's my
JOKE, bro— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
Kim married Yeezy
Chris Brown's called Breezy
Pizza's rather cheezy
Beatin' Wanderlei's Eazy
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
He'll bleed like Padre Pio
A bear ate Leo
He'll be screamin' like DIO
On the flight back to Rio
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
Y'can give snowboards to
HawaiiansReincanate the Mayans
But don't bother tryin'
Stoppin' Wanderlei's cryin'
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
Tools go in the shed
And ducks like bread
My fists are aimed dead
At his lumpy old head
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017
Like a mouse, when trapped
Like a coastline gets mapped
Like bad mobsters get slapped
Tito
Yelled
"TAP"— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) May 6, 2017