UFC welterweight Matt Brown is no longer only giving beatings inside the octagon.
On Tuesday, Brown gave a verbal beating to a man he claims to be a “troll.” Brown posted a photo of the man along with a message on his Facebook page.
“Good morning Immortal Army! This squirrel with a face like my scrotum is Zach Vance. He’s either a (expletive) troll, or desperately wants my attention. Normally I don’t give oxygen thieves like Zach any attention at all, but I had a few extra minutes so I figured I make an introductory post.
“Zach’s the next generation of fighter, and it took a whole lot of generations of careful inbreeding to make him as hard as he looks in this bathroom selfie. So everyone tell Zach’s uncle/daddy what a good job he did.
“They were gonna name a hamburger after Zach, but they couldn’t figure out a way to market a “(Expletive) McSucker with cheese.”
“So have fun with Zach – he wasn’t a very pretty little girl when he was born, and he makes an even uglier man now. Poor (expletive).”
Brown is currently on a three-fight losing streak in the UFC. He is coming off knockout losses to Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone and Jake Ellenberger. His losing streak began with a submission loss to Demian Maia.
Brown is a longtime UFC veteran. He has notable wins against Jordan Mein, Mike Pyle, and former title challenger Stephen Thompson.
Good morning Immortal Army! This squirrel with a face like my scrotum is Zach Vance. He's either a shitty troll, or…
Posted by "The Immortal" Matt Brown on Tuesday, June 20, 2017